What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
me prepping for my 1 note selfies
i don’t text my brother very often
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A PERSON AND YOU’RE NOT SURE IF THEYRE FLIRTING BACK AT YOU OR THEY’RE JUST BEING REALLY FRIENDLY
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”—Lux ATL (via stripperina)
and bring the bread
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense